do you know where baby corn comes from?
....it comes from crappy farmers - that's where. We invented the things.
The months of tending, watering, talking to the corn, watching it grow; you work hard, and what do you get...a tiny little lame ass corn and what do you do? Well, what else can you do; you call it a "baby" corn....to cover up your mistake. Babies are cute, right? You just tell your friends you 'tried' to grow a baby corn. And why is it you can only grow a 'baby corn'? Well, let me tell you why - because YOU ARE A CRAP PEE FAR MER. crappy. face it;